There once was a young girl who worked very hard to lose 110 pounds. She worked out a few times a week, saw her WLS PA regularly, and --regardless of her food addiction-- tried really hard to eat the right things.
But one day, her Lap Band started leaking. This elusive leak was hard to prove, but she was willing to fight the insurance company to magically turn her Lap Band into a Gastric Bypass. She went through her pre-op appointments and waited on a reply from the insurance company. Alas, they denied her. Luckily for the girl, her PA was secretly a fairy godsister who was willing to do anything in her magical powers to help the girl.
Little did they know, there was a wicked wicked administrator in the office who didn't give a shit about the WLS patients in the office, even though she too, was once one of them. She forgot to turn in paperwork, refused to answer emails to give status updates, lied about contacting the insurance company on multiple occasions. It seems she was going to do nothing in her power to help.
To be continued..........